Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
