fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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