What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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