Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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