At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
