I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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