thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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