You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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