So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
