you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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