Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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