If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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