we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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