i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I just had sex on a roof
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Randomize
