Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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