it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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