he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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