wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I'm both gender and math confused
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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