i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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