Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
