She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
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go home
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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