he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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