i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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