everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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