Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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