i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
