My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
it's great music for shaving your balls
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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