i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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