im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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