Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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