Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I cockslap morals
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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