So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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