Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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