You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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