At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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