am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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