love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Randomize
