where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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