I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You are a genius and a whore.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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