Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
