i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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