What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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