just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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