So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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