i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
smell my finger.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
