He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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