So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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