three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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