the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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