He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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