Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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