Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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