You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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