Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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