Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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