you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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