I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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